Santa Came Early
So I ran into Santa in a street lot today
He was riding a bike instead of a sleigh
I asked him, "Hey Santa! Does a guy have a choice?"
and he replied, "HO HO HO!" in a jolly ole voice
"Ya' see, I care not for your toys nor your bike for a sled..."
"But can you bring me an early Xmas Steeeeeel-HEAD?"
He then asked me quite solemnly, "You been a good boy?"
"Are you deserving a fish in place of a toy?"
I said, "Why YES! Mr. Cringle, Please check your list twice!!"
"I'm in the naughty column sometimes but mostly I'm nice."
He belted out a chuckle and again, "HO! HO! HO!"
"Stop your wishin; go fishin and that's how you'll now."
He went his way and I went mine
I got to the river I was feeling damn fine
Santa proved generous
I mean he REALLY came through
For I got not just one steelie.