Thursday, March 13, 2008

Monday blues kissed by Steelhead pink skies

Feeling pretty heavy-headed last couple a days...

Today, had to let someone down to appease another someone.

Feelin' funky about it all.

Looked in the liquor cabinet and found no booze.
Oh yeah, I don't drink...

I next, remembered that old adage; "B_ _ _ _ _ is the ONLY answer"
stands for... B USTIN out the fishing rod of course...

So that I did...

Decisions, decisions...

My last two times downriver were tough so I elected to go up.




I took the road 'not-so-less-traveled'



and landed at the ever so popular and highly controversial bar of sailors...



Tyrus is our scapegoat, C'mon guys admit it! WE ALL LOVE FLOWERS...



I was happy to see no one where I intended to fish...



...and only one swatter up where I refuse/d to fish (on the redds).





I worked the small back slot below "Mini'Machu-Picchu" but nada pescada no era pasa...



Moved over to the main channel and hit the chute. I Casted to the opposite bank and fed line to get my spoon down deep.



It worked...

I hooked the fish 50 feet away and 15 feet under the surface.

After a few good runs, I got to see her.



and land her.





Not a chromer but a nice little blush-cheeked hatchery hen.



I sent her along and crossed the river.

Goose was hangin' out way too nonchalantly as usual...



Beaver's been busy... Damn they work hard to eat good. The fresh shoots on a tree are out of reach for a fat-ass beaver... until s/he cuts the tree down that is...



Trusty Steed (Ram actually...) guzzlin' fresh air instead of gasssss @ $3-freakin-fifty a gallon!@!



I think these folks had it figured out right...



The 'ancient ones' respected the river...

The 'aint-shit ones' get drunk on it, piss in it, toss their shit in it and leave their shoes behind as a token of gratitude....

AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL... It's that time of year AGAIN... JUST DO IT, BABY!!

Rent a raft and loose your left sandal you bumbletard...



Things could always be worse I guess...



I traded silver for copper, moved upriver 40 yards and hooked/lost two bigger hot fish almost back to back. It was an intense 5 minutes... and I farmed 'em both. My life story lately, lose the hogs and land the lil piggies....

I wonder what fish broke this guy off?



I fished 'til the skies matched the cheek badge and pinstripes of the girl I tangled with 3 hours before...



No more fish were had but the sun laid down in glorious splendor~



"...Purple Haze all around...





...Don't know if I'm comin' up or down..."

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Moons/spoons/police Lines/c-130's/blossoms/bungie Cords/dead Skunks/steelhead 2-21-08

After I got in last night, I read something about a lunar eclipse and then it dawned on me that it wasn't a mylar, advertising balloon I saw up in the sky at dusk yesterday... but rather our planet's shadow on the moon...

Next, I read Nelson's reports on tubin' under a "Bad Moon Rising" (which I think was actually a full moon falling but his title sounded much better) and about how he hooked/surrendered to a steelhead at PB.

I had to package ebay goodies for shipment (actually been working for a change).

I got the last box boxed at 0400 hours and figured fishing made a lot more sense than sleeping.

A little voice inside my tackle pack said, "GO... look in on the stripers" (through the eyes and hooks of pencil poppers and Sporty Spooks) and round the day out with some spoon-tossin' for steelhead.

So that I did.

It was warm when I left the house. I forgot how cold it gets while wading balls-deep in 49 degree water while the wind's blowing and your hands are wet...

Spring was in the trees and on the ground





but winter was still in the water and in the air.



Also in the air was this cool 4-engine turbo prop: USAF C-130 perhaps?



I plugged away and never saw, heard nor smelled anything resembling a striped bass...

So I broke out the light-duty stick and chunked plated brass over all the likely trout holds.

I fluttered a 1/4 oz polished-silver BC Steel over a sweet riffle edge seem and on the swing I felt a spongy bite but it was REAL spongy... Could it be... a sponge? Sponge-Bob? a fish? fishing line?

Oh, of course! a Spongy-Bungie-cord...



WORD! Onward...

A few casts down the river, my spoon locks on to a submerged tree branch. I cuss, I lift, I reel, I cuss again (a HAPPY SH$#! this time...) the tree branch has LIFE!

A cute lil chromer bursts forth and tries to do the 'shake-a-sickle-siwash'

BUT FAILS!





A native, taped out at 16.5" and apparently, recently-ravaged by one of those 'hibernating' underwater pigs... (note the bloody eye and scrape marks/blood along and above the lateral line). My hook never touched either.



I released the striper nugget and walked along. I raced a couple and their dog to a beach where I was hoping to hit the water before Fido pissed and splashed in it. In my zeal, I ate crap (slipped on mud and banged up my knee real good).

Plugged away some more to no avail so retired the big stick and focused on trout. I saw a few frolicking about. They seemed hungry/playful not predated upon/scared so I kept after 'em.

At some point, I realized that it was raining, raining HARD! The 1-3 mph winds forecasted by the 'weather genies' was way off base... because it was blowin a freakin gail... and though I really wanted to fish some roe, my right hand was stupid. It couldn't light cigarettes, unzip zippers, or un-snap/snap interlock swivels... Not sure if it was cold, numb, arthritic, retarded, or merely suffering from a post-traumatic-stress disorder of some kind or another...

At any rate, I didn't feel like rigging up bottom-bouncing gear so I left the spoon attached and continued on my merry dreary way.

Complicating matters... I even had to cross a POLICE LINE to get back in the water.

No worries though... it was a short line.



Some little fish that thought he was a much bigger fish, decided to chew on my spoon.





An UN-measurement-worthy, 'hatchery brat' and probably one of the recently-released smolts from the Nimbus steelhead rearing ponds. By the way that went down last week and the salmon smolt releases are slated for 2.5 weeks from now...

I struggled for the next 2 hours... but despite that I wanted to hook an adult steelhead... I was content to just be on the river and be away from the hatchery. I never saw another fisherman between 0600 and 1400.

This is a bitchin' time of year when things are snappin' and colors are changin', birds are singin', and ticks are bitin' (well maybe not that part).

It's also cool because normally-unaccessible areas are now accessible due to the winter die-back of shrubs and grasses along the river's edge.



I walked and worked the 'flotsam/jetsam' stretch across from the golf course. This is the only place on the entire river where you can mark off every item from your scavenger hunt list in less than 100 yards and 20 minutes. NINE-WEST leopard skin handbag, really fancy Italian, signature volleyball, red christmas light flame-type bulb, panties, syringes, Jack antenna balls... were among some of the hot-ticket items I encountered during today's visit. I forgot to get back and take photos...

At some point, I had to go up a hill and around a tree to get to some good water. As I climbed, I suddenly became aware of just how jacked-up my knee actually was... I still gimped like a soldier up a flight of whorehouse stairs though and as I shuffled over the rocks, I noticed another kind of house...



Seemed to have been recently used...

SOMEbody's diggin in here at night...



The chick with the NINE WEST purse? Carlo manfort? or maybe a bobcat or coyote den...

SHIT! What's that smell?@!



One thing certain... if he did at one time... THIS GUY don' live there no' mo'



I decided to make a voodoo doll and cast a spell to permanently remove any and all 'l'essence de skunk' from my future river fishing odysseys...

I got the sticks but then was unsure how to make the voodoo work so I instead made a real live (I mean real-dead) NO-SKUNKS! sign and took a photograph.



I got back down to the river and lobbed my spoon in to the deep rolling waters. I figured I'd work the 'cast and walk down' method until reaching the bottom of the island and then call it.

When I reached the tree I ed around before, I decided to just open my bail, cough up some line and catch up to the spoon after rounding the tree. When I started reeling, the line stopped. I was going to lose my first spoon of the day. I opened the bail again and slacked some line to try and ease off the rock but it didn't work. I went to do the dirty deed (break out/off) and the rock moved. My rod was way bent and there was that spongy feeling again but it had a lot more substance to it... BIGGER bungie cord? NO, it was a fish. It felt big but don't they all when you never see or land 'em>?

It felt like a salmon and may have been. Sometimes a big buck steelhead will also hunker down on the bottom like that and not move until you're least expecting him to...

Maybe it was a log that rolled and pulled like a fish.

Whatever it was... it still is... with no recollection of me.

I walked back to the truck and stopped to snap a picture of an orchard remnant or escapee. Not sure if it's apple, cherry, or something else but it had lots of blossoms and the name TyRuS carved in its trunk.

Monday, March 3, 2008

CIRCLE OF FRIENDS~AMERICAN RIVER STEELHEAD 2-23-08

It's amazing how quickly a knee will heal when a guy knows there's fresh fish in a river and he's just taken out an anti-skunk insurance policy...

I declined fishing on the Yuba with Carlo thinking I would still be hobbling today but then I woke up this morning and was feeling pretty damn good.

My buddy Ray had told me he'd be fishing the upper river with some other friends and so I figured, what the heck...

Not long after my arrival, Ray hooked into a 7# buck and lost it at his feet. There were a few fish moving around but the majority, from a day ago, had since disappeared.

Everyone was stymied and popping the question, "Where in the h$%# did all those fish GO!@?"

The usual liners/beaders showed up with Kmart beefsticks, coffe grinders and 3/0 Gamasnagandkatsu hooks. I almost got in some guy's face after watching him ripping his rig through the drift in search of that unsuspecting asshole or dorsal fin... but I remembered Alan Winegarten (DFG Warden) saying something about a Saturday morning visit so I ignored and walked down river.

10 minutes later, I was cinching fluoro' around a small wad of salmon roe when a short, stealthy guy in camo' came down the hill. He started telling me about the snagger he just handed a $250 barbed-hook ticket to... One less problem to deal with, Thanks Alan!

He got called off to look in on a poacher taking over-limits at Hagan Park's pay and put trout pond and we bid farewells.

The day started out pretty tough for me. I had 2 follows, 1 hit each on a copper/silver spoon and a few non-committal roe bites but nothing solid.

I had moved up river to snatch a bit of solitude and find some less-pressured fish. Twenty minutes into my solo side-trip , I hear commotion downriver and look through the trees to see Ray's rod bent over yet again. I continued fishing but later learned that he hooked a hot fish and as it charged downriver, he was slightly horrified to see 3-4 wraps of braid (float fishing) around the end of his ultra light GL3. In a matter of about 30 seconds, he freed the line from the rod tip only to then find wraps around the rotor and handle of his spinning reel. All the while, the 8+# buck was screamin' and smokin'. Ray overcame the second dilemma with a fast, slack-line pit-stop to clear the rope from his rotor... and shortly thereafter, he got the fish to hand.



The guy is amazing... He comes down for an hour or two before work and does what many of us take half a day or a full day to do... And did I mention...? it was Ray who convinced me 2 seasons ago that spoons actually DO WORK, Thanks Bro~

...I made my way back down river, still looking to connect with my first steelie of the day. Ray was gone but a few mutual friends were still working it. At some point, Greg was called off for some wife and kids time...

Enter Bruno...

Bruno is an American River legend. Extract the purest essence of love, kindness, compassion, and an infinite-ray of fishing bliss.... put it all in to one heart... that heart would be Bruno's. The man has been fishing the AR since the 1960's. He has caught more big, bright, and beautiful steelhead than a man could dream of. Humbly, he will quickly deny that he's a 'hot stick'... Even more quickly, he will offer you a fine Italian candy, some of his special-cure roe, or a bit of advice. And I can honestly say, I have never seen the man in anything but a warm, jovial state of positivity. It's no wonder he catches a lot of fish.

When I first met Ray, he told me that as a 10 year old in the late 1970‘s, he went down to Nimbus and the grown-ups would say, "Get out of here kid! This aint no place for you to be fishing..." Bruno wouldn’t have it and took the eager young man under his wing… Thirty years later, both guys fish side by side on that same river and both will say that it is what keeps them alive.

Bruno was zeroed-in on his favorite slot and I couldn't help but take visual inventory of the very thin diameter (1/16th") pencil lead he was using to over the craggy river bed ensnared with busted off lines and leaders. I asked where he got his lead and his answer was to reel up, reach in to his box and hand me 3 different lengths of the skinny lead. I thanked him and said something about moving along to find some unmolested fish...

"No Mark, fish here with me... I think we will catch right here", he exclaimed through his thick Italian accent. And as providence would have it... his next drift was abruptly slammed to a halt and the smile on his face grew exponentially as he hollered, "FISH ON!"

WORD~!$!

His St. Croix doubled over as a very thick, hot hen zipped the yardage from his old-school Daiwa, Mag-Force casting reel. I laid my rod down and went for the camera pocket immediately. It was an exhilarating battle that seemed to last an eternity but was in reality about 3.5 minutes. Bruno held his ground and eventually the fish got the better end but Bruno didn't flinch... He just smiled and said, "OHHHHHH it was beautiful a fish, oh, silvery... I will dream about that fish in my sleep tonight..."









Bruno left and I meandered back upriver. I found some cocktail shrimp left for dead by a guy who had come and gone before me. I used a few pieces long enough to stink my fingers and soon turned quickly back to the spoon rod. Half an hour later, I heard my name called out from up on the levee. It was Bruno. He had no fishing rods just a bag. He had walked all the way to his truck and back to bring me a stash of 1/16th. pencil lead, what a dude~



It seemed only fair and reasonable to reciprocate with a 24 KT gold BC Steel 1/4 oz spoon which of course he refused and I insisted that he accept. He said he would put it on his dashboard for good luck.



The afternoon was marching on and the rain came down in larger, faster drops. I made a move back down river to 'Bruno's spot' and soon after hooked and lost a fish on a silver spoon. A few casts later, I hooked another toad on a copper spoon but after a 1-minute exchange... dumped it as well.

With a small brigade of new characters in bright yellow rain coats encroaching upon a small lot of mostly-battered and weary fish... I decided it was time to make a longer move down current. I ended up about 1/2 way between the 'raincoat brigade' and the coup de flossers blockading the entrance to the spawning grounds above Lower Sailor Bar.

I was finally alone, really alone, with not a soul to be seen nor heard within two hundred yards of river in both directions. I tried the 2/5 oz. gold... too heavy, too flashy. I went back to the trusty 1/4 oz. copper. I flung it in front of me at mid-river and before the pressed chunk of metal could flutter it's way to 10 O' clock, it was rocket-railed by a hen with a disposition and a purpose...

She was all over the place, zippin' around making me think she was much bigger than she actually was. I was in fast water with lots of rocks and so I eased WAY off the drag and palmed my spool until I could get below her and make her head turn. I got her bank side twice and twice she flicked her tail at me and checked out 25 yards downstream.

She must have known I was in the market for a blue-back hen with shimmering scales, orange-red meat and tight little skeins… she never surrendered.



Even in her last moments, she wriggled and writhed and busted a chunk out of her gill plate trying to loosen the death grip of a size 2 Sickle Siwash embedded in her palate…



In the end, I did the deed… harvested my first AR hen of the year.





The small 2-year hatchery, ‘tin-foil’ steelie taped out at just 19.5” and weighed 2# 14oz. But her spirit and spunk was larger than life.

I wish I'd had my Nikon at the river so I could have captured all of the beautiful lavender, aquamarine, and violet colors on her scales... Here's some postpartum/post-refrigerator shots to at least show a little blue on her back...





I left the river contemplating the many good people on it and counting my blessings to have shared the walk with some of the them.



I was also glad to have finally broken away from the pack, to have gotten a nice hatchery hen and to be 'punching-out' just as the rain went from scattered drops to torrential downpour and the southeasterly winds increased to 25 mph...

Yet another memorable day in paradise~

Thanks,
Mark